What to Stream This Halloween: A Pick for Every Kind of Scared

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Halloween is tomorrow, and sometime tonight or tomorrow night, a lot of us are going to do the same thing: stand in front of the TV, scroll for twenty minutes, argue a little, and finally land on something. Let me save you the scrolling.

Everybody's scared of something different. Some folks want the real thing — lights off, phone down, full horror. Some want the fun of Halloween without taking it to bed with them. Some have kids on the couch. So here are my picks by kind of scared, with where each one is streaming right now. Most of them are on Prime Video, which is where I watch. If you don't have Prime, you can try it free and get through the whole weekend.

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For the whole family

Hocus Pocus (1993) — The Sanderson sisters are more beloved now than they were when this came out, and it's easy to see why. It's Halloween candy in movie form: funny, a little spooky, nobody's getting scarred for life. Where to watch: Disney+.

Casper (1995) — The friendliest ghost there is, and the gentlest pick on this whole list. If your crew includes little ones who want to be part of Halloween without any nightmares after, start here. Where to watch: Hulu and Peacock.

Coraline (2009) — A girl finds a door in her house that leads to a better version of her life, except the other mother has buttons for eyes. It's a kids' movie the way the old fairy tales were kids' stories — beautiful, and just unsettling enough. Older kids will love it. Where to watch: Max, Hulu, and Peacock — and free with ads on The Roku Channel.

Krampus (2015) — A family that lost the Christmas spirit gets a visit from the anti-Santa. I know, it's a Christmas monster in a Halloween list, but it's funny and scary in the right proportions, and it's really about a family remembering they like each other. Save it for the older kids. Where to watch: Prime Video.

The classics — where it all started

Dracula (1931) and Frankenstein (1931) — Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff, the twin pillars everything since stands on. These are short, atmospheric, and still genuinely eerie in black and white. Watch them as a double feature the way your grandparents would have. Where to watch: Prime Video.

The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) — The rare sequel folks argue is better than the original. Karloff's monster just wants a friend, and that wanting is the saddest, most human thing in any of these movies. Where to watch: Prime Video.

The Invisible Man (1933) and Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) — Two more from the Universal Monsters shelf, and both hold up. The Invisible Man's effects were done in 1933 and still fool your eye. Where to watch: Prime Video.

The ones that actually scare people

Hereditary (2018) — The scariest movie of the last decade, for my money, and it's not about jump scares. It's about a family coming apart, and the horror grows out of that like mold. You will think about this one for days. Where to watch: Prime Video.

The Witch (2015) — A Puritan family in 1630s New England, a farm at the edge of a dark wood, and a slow dread that never lets up. "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" is the most chilling line in modern horror. Where to watch: Prime Video.

Candyman (1992) — Say his name five times in the mirror. Everybody my age remembers daring each other to do exactly that. Underneath the scares it's a story about a neighborhood and the legends that grow where people stop paying attention. Where to watch: Prime Video.

Halloween (1978) — The one the holiday is named for in horror terms. John Carpenter, a cheap mask, a piano theme you can play with two fingers, and Michael Myers. It isn't Halloween night without it. Where to watch: Shudder and AMC+.

The Exorcist (1973) and Psycho (1960) — The two heavyweight champions. If you've only ever heard about them, this is the year. Where to watch: The Exorcist on Max; Psycho on Netflix and Peacock.

Funny-scary — the pressure valve

Beetlejuice (1988) — The ghost with the most. Michael Keaton got about fifteen minutes of screen time and stole the entire movie, and the dinner party scene set to "Day-O" never gets old. Where to watch: Max.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) — Exactly what the title promises, played completely straight, which is why it's so funny. Cotton-candy cocoons. You'll either love it in ten minutes or turn it off — I love it. Where to watch: Prime Video.

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) — A group of rich young people play a party game during a hurricane and it goes wrong in every direction. Half whodunit, half satire, very much of its moment. Where to watch: Prime Video.

Trick 'r Treat (2007) — My pick for Halloween night itself. Four stories woven through one small town on October 31, all of it ruled by little Sam and his rules of Halloween. It loves this holiday the way we do. Where to watch: Max and AMC+.

If you'd rather binge a series

Carrie (2026) — Mike Flanagan, the man behind Midnight Mass, took on Stephen King's first novel as an eight-episode series, and it landed on Prime this month. Flanagan understands King — the horror works because the people do. Where to watch: Prime Video.

One honest note: streaming lineups change at the first of the month like clockwork, so if a title has moved by the time you read this, check your app — it usually hasn't gone far.

So what's your family's Halloween movie? The one that has to play every year or the season isn't right? Tell me in the comments — I'm always looking for the one I missed.

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